How I Won The Powerball


Kafka:(Types.) “Act one, scene one. Elsinore Castle, Denmark…”

Milton:(Types.) “Hemorrhoid.”

Words, Words, Words by David Ives

Four. Eight. Nineteen. Twenty-Seven. Thirty-Four. And Ten.

It’s a known fact that if you put three monkeys in a room with typewriters, over time they will produce Hamlet. True, you would probably need to give them some financial resources to hire a director, a crew, audition a cast, find sponsors, apply for grants, and video a flashmob that goes viral which will undoubtedly generate untold dollars in free publicity. But sure, three monkeys could totally produce Hamlet. Continue reading